Go to a Telo.
All towels and robes come sealed in plastic wrap.
The taxi drivers in Buenos Aires are EASILY the most dishonest I've seen in 71 countries and you never know where you might end up.
Young lovers needed a place for intimacy without the high cost of hotels.
Mom and son happy until the end.
Once you leave you usually see housekeeping rush right in to clean it for the next guest.
What do you do? My personal favorite is in Buenos Aires.
Lobbies are dim and attendants operate behind privacy screens.